Dear ~DarkShadow2000 (https://www.deviantart.com/darkshadow2000)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds under the bus, and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand your Honda sucks. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a passionate interest for mice.
Fuck off now, Tyler.
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